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HOT OFF THE PRESS
Portable Trades & Occupations (PTO)
By : PETER TREVELLIAN
With Walter Gropius Hill & Jay BeVan
Long Title :
101 Ways You Can Make Serious Money Anywhere In The World Without Special Education, Visas, Permits Or Licenses.
Note: All suggestions and chapters involve the experiences of real people: i.e., PTs living outside of their home country. All started out with NO capital, NO University Training related to their present work or services. None have nor will they seek residence or work permits where they live & work. None have occupational licenses. All strive to avoid personal notoriety. They are not found on COMPUTERS of the jurisdictions where they operate. They file no papers, environmental impact reports nor do they usually pay income taxes.
Each job or service in PTO has an estimated minimum earnings potential of USA Dollars $100,000 per year which should be achieved after one year of persistent effort. For those who don't aim high financially, you can also earn more or as little as you think you need. Not everyone is comfortable with the idea of being a multi-millionaire. But as May West once said," I have been a thousand-air and a millionaire. Millionaire is better."
The Missionary Position - Charisma Not Necessary!
- Gain A Princely Income, Unlimited Wealth & Vast Powers over Vast Numbers. Fringe Benefits include being considered a demi-deity and Infallible Prophet while you amass wealth. Naturally there's the usual unlimited sex with your favorites-if that is your thing. Select adoring members of your flock for special attention and instruction. Found your own religion or joining existing groups. Reverend Moon and Billy Graham are just two of thousands of savvy and successful preachers like them! The field is wide open as the majority of all people seek answers and spiritual leadership. Any bullshit will serve as your credo. Scientology and Moonies, relative newcomers in the Religion Sweepstakes have assets approaching a Billion each, but wouldn't you be happy with less? Learn the Religion Business. It's international, tax free and your inventory can't spoil, be stolen or get stale dated.
- All you need is Chutzpah. You create the stars or promote yourself. Rock Concerts, Seminars, Inspirational & Special Interest Group Rallies. How others have done it. How you can do it NOW! When you sell 50,000 tickets at $100 each its easy to earn more on one concert than most people will save in a lifetime. No intelligence needed.
Take Care of Their Body
- Make it Big in Health Care. Peddle Vitamins, Beauty Care, Cosmetics, Genetic Tinkering, Weight Reduction, Life Extension, Exercise & Fitness. You can start door-to-door and end up a Billionaire like the folks who brought you Amway, Shaklee Vitamins, Mary Kay Cosmetics.
Tune in, Turn On, Drop Out
- Get well paid and enjoy fabulous sex on an uninhabited island with partners who pay your way. Subsistence while you do it, but rewards on the lecture circuit & for movie rights afterwards. Not a major money maker, but a lifestyle option for those who want to escape the rat race completely.
New Age Consultant
- How to make Millions Peddling Nonsense. Astrology, witchcraft, fortune telling. Copper Bracelets, Body Piercing. Getting In Touch With Your Inner Self, hypnosis, Beta Waves. Sell Ostrich Breeding Chicks. The telephone company helps you with "900" Numbers. People can call you or your staff and pay two dollars a minute to have seances with the dead, psychic healing, talk dirty, hear bad jokes or get bad advice.
- Examples of Unlikely Success: Joe Cossman made millions on ant farms & (rubber) shrunken heads. Book, Videos & Lecture Tour on "How to Apply the Skills of Lion Taming to the Modern Corporation" nets over $1 million a year. There's a fool born every moment and they want to hand over their wallets to you!
Video & Software Pirate
- In some places local governments do not protect foreign copyrights. Thus, you can copy or "reverse engineer" with impunity. As an author we consider it theft, but as others have made more money selling unauthorized reprints of our books than we have, we'd be remiss in not elaborating on this unique profit opportunity. What may be a crime in your country is a respectable occupation in Greece or Taiwan. We know one Hong Kong operator who owns a yacht the size of a battle ship and flies around in a private Boeing 707 Jet. So there must be a few pennies in it.
Gigolo: Survive & Prosper In Tourist Resorts \ Cruise Ships - Providing gigolo type sexual and other services. Subsistence at a high level while you do it . . . leads to marrying very well. Subject of Chapter tells how he "earned" $500 Million in five minutes (at the Altar!). It beats working!
Tracing Missing Heirs [to Probate Estates, Unclaimed Bank Accounts, stocks and bonds.]
- The Author personally made $10 Million in this glamorous, globe-trotting, fun occupation and tells all his secrets here.
Cyberspace Tycoon: Learn about the newest frontier: E-mail, Internet, WWW, Netscape, Hot Dog. Are you wired and ready to log on? The ground floor is here and now! Potential Unlimited. Many people you've never heard of (and never will) are taking their ideas public at anywhere from $250,000 to 500 Million. We suggest many ONLINE opportunities for stay-at-home computer nerds who can't (or don't want to) cope with the real world.
Writers: Self Publish, Self-Promote, And Sell Your Work: Newsletters, Special Reports, Books, Movie Scripts. Secrets of the All Important "Back End" exposed for the first time. The author knows two dozen writers, no smarter than you who have personally, during past 25 years never earned less than 1 million per annum at this game of freelance writing. The big money is usually in the back end: consulting, lecturing, promoting other products.
Bluffing Your Way Into A Dream Job: Diplomat, Foreign Minister, Athletic Team Manager, Theatrical Agent. Become Investment Adviser or Guru to Top Athletes, Royalty or Movie Stars. Potential Unlimited. Real power over your clients, and maybe over History itself is a fringe benefit.
Matchmaker: How "Ambrosia Caprice" makes $10,000 a week by advising her clients on how to acquire a toy-boy or un-liberated woman. Be a marriage broker like Paradise Shelton who does tours on his yacht in the South Sea Islands. Have fun and earn big. "I can't give you anything but love," at $5,000 a pop will be your slogan.
TV & Video Producer: A No risk way to peddle "C" Grade movies, computer programs and infomercials. Produce them yourself or get them for practically nothing from others. Interesting work and lots of sex. Bill Gates made his fortune using these little known secret techniques.
Import & Export: The best kept secrets of the successful operators. Why the average Joe never makes it go. When you can purchase something abroad and land it in your country at one-quarter of the local price, it takes a real idiot not to make money. Japanese used cars in perfect condition sell in Tokyo for a pittance. Many entrepreneurs have made millions on this arbitrage trade. Also, see our chapter on Mark Rich, Commodity Trading & Arbitrage.
Life on the Public Tit: How to get a cushy, no tax, no work job with an Embassy, Government Owned Corporation or International Agency. Average salary not including graft and bribes, can be over $250,000 p/a plus expenses, perks. Unlike entrepreneurs who are guaranteed nothing, you'll likely get 90% of earnings as a pension after 20 years of what is laughably called "public service."
Street Artist: Living Statues, Charlie Chaplin Look Alike, Robot-Clown, Musician, Magician, Juggler. Their earnings though far from our upper levels, but the real story will amaze you none-the-less. For you to do well at this most mobile of all occupations, you just need to know a few attention getting tricks! Of course the opposite sex will be attracted! If you like the healthy outdoors and the gypsy life, this is for you! Selling your Tapes & Videos brings in extra income. Making it big time in show biz with your act is always a possibility.
Semi-Show Biz: Big Money on the Lunch or Dinner's Speaker Circuit. Inspirational Public Speaking, Seminars, Self-Promotion. If Kissinger (who can't even speak decent English) can do it, so can you. Learn how one speaker earned over $1 Million for a two hour talk. Average is closer to $5,000 (plus free lunch) per appearance. Back End sales of souvenirs, books and tapes bring in extra income.
No Talent Artist: You can be like Jackson Pollack or Andy Warhol, with a little self-promotion. Same techniques have worked for musicians like the Beastie Boys and sexploitationists like Madonna. That's Show Biz! No limit on earnings but a one million net profit p/a would be reasonable expectation with effective self-promotion.
Business Consultant: The Most fun and highest earnings in the business world. Plus, you could end up running a major corporation if you wanted to give up the PT Life.
Passport Broker: How I Got an Idea in Prison that Made me a Millionaire in One Year. By: Ponzi Truth Sojourner. The world's leading authority on Government issued false passports and other I.D. suggests that you can take over his business, since he's just retired.
And much more. . . .
Epilogue & Bang Up Finish
[You always get the amusing final thoughts and admonitions expected in a Hill Book]
Chapters - Average Length 15 Pages
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